why mommy is a democrat
Check out this awesome book. The sample pages are really great.I've thought up a new page they can add in the next edition:
"Democrats take 50% of your allowance and give it to lazy strangers who don't do their chores, just like Mommy does."
Or, we could write the sequel, "Why Daddy is a Republican":
"Republicans kill bad people, just like Daddy does."
"Republicans don't give a damn what the UN thinks, just like Daddy doesn't."
posted by RJ @ 1:49 PM
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"Democrats always get into an self-righteous emotional rage which causes them to lose control of reason and prudence on important issues, just like Mommy does."
An elephant that's going to throttle that homeless guy. Maybe if he got a job, he wouldn't have time to sit on park benches and wait for marauding elephants.
"Democrats wait for the government to give handouts to the beggar on the bench instead of helping him themselves, just like mommy does"
"Democrats take care of their own kids while complaining that the republicans never take care of the homeless people in the background of every picture, just like mommy does"
Shouldn't the Democrats be donkeys, rather than squirrels?
"Democrats always look out for their own self-interest instead of taking moral and personal responsibility for the careless decisions they make, just like Daddy did when he left Mommy in the lurch."
Too harsh?
"Republicans kill everyone just like drunken pro guns daddy does."
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